Your dishwasher hates you.
"People who think otherwise are /Texans./"There. Fixed that for you. And it seems to apply to everyone who was either born here, or grew up here. One of them crashed my lunch table yesterday and was spewing poli-speak about how democracies ultimately fail because people keep giving themselves money they don't deserve. So I took a short lunch. It gets bloody annoyng after five years or so.
Heh. I guess my experience in Texas was limited to Austin, so I didn't get as much of that. But I definitely know what you mean. (One could also have ended that sentence, "Harvard freshmen")